I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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