if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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