its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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