Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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