Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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