so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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