Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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