How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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