Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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