Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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