people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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