I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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