I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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