How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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