so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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