But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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