508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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