scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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