I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just want to make out with him forever
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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