so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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