I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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