Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
3pm strippers are depressing
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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