he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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