i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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