so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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