Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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