Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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