new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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