they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
worst night to have a conscience
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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