Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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