wrigley field is MILF paradise
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
