ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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