Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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