What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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