Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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