Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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