I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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