Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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