Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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