fuck your aforementioned shoe
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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