real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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