1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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