just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
honey bunches of taint.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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