I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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