STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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