Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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