Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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