North Korea, Best Korea!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i came on her dog
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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