her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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