I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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